What is involvement? How can it help you? How can it help us? My name is Mike Sanwald and this is my article to stimulate interest in writing for the Alumni Newsletter. If you don't write articles for us to read, you will be forced to listen to crappy babble and stories about Dave's sex life (ok, once we find some). If we want to stay close as a group and let people know what we are up to, then write something - ANYTHING! Send me stuff to print in the next edition. Stories about your vacation, the last time you hung out with a brother (Like how Dave and I hang out at the end of each month. He is in Sacramento, CA and I am in Columbus, OH, but when I have extra cell phone minutes I go to the bar with him. Actually, I go to the bar and order 2 drinks and the bartender usually thinks I am crazy {but what do women know} and I go to the corner and talk on the cell phone with him while we enjoy our drinks). How do you spend time with the brothers? Write something about the brother that you haven't seen in a long time. Tell us stories that you feel that we should remember. Tell us about the funny things that happened to you guys as undergrads (make us guess who you are and when it happened!), missing brother articles, random sighting stories, or encounters of the third kind. Let us hear the stories of drinking beers on the porch in your boxers. Tell us about the asinine and idiotic things that we all did which made us who we are. Hell, lets embarrass some people! All that I am asking is that brothers contribute something to the promotion of OX throughout our alumni group. Tell us what you want to see at the house, tell us what you want to see at Findlay, tell us what you need to get you to return to the house! If you tell us, we can read it, we can try to do it! Involvement is the secret to any organization, and in trying to cooperate with the actives to revive this chapter - LETS ALL GET INVOLVED! Send email to davecantu@quotientsystems.com.

Have you seen this man? His name is Matt Walker. He was a member of the Fall 1993 pledge class (One of the best pledge classes of all times). He hasn't been seen since the mid 90's. Even when Mr. Walker was still attending the good old U of F, sightings were few and far between. That's how the term 'Walker Watch' first came about. The active brothers kept a count of how many times Mr. Walker would show up at the house during his pledging semester. It was even rumored that if he ever saw his shadow, it would mean another poor freshman would make the mistake of pledging Alpha Sig instead of Theta Chi. It is believed in some corners of the Eta Mu community, that Mr. Eric Harsey might know a little bit more about Mr. Walker's were-abouts then he is letting on. It is known fact that Mr. Walker and Mr. Harsey shared and extra terrestrial experience. The details are sketchy, but I believe that it had something to do with Bowling Green and a bottle of Wild Turkey. Who can really say though? Those who knew Mr. Walker can tell you that he was a very strange person at times. Maybe, the extra terrestrial experience that Mr. Walker and Mr. Harsey shared was really a failed attempt by Mr. Walker and his "associates" to abduct Mr. Harsey. Maybe, the Wild Turkey that Mr. Harsey consumed earlier that evening disqualified him for abduction due to contamination. Maybe the reason that nobody has seen or heard from Mr. Walker is that he has returned with his "associates" to their true place of origin. Who can really say? The answers are out there.